HELLO.
Imagine this is a bathroom wall and your keyboard is a Sharpie. This would be the perfect place to say hey. Share something. Be profound in ways only good public restroom inhabitants can. Of course, you can send me an old-fashioned email at troy@narwhalstories.com if you prefer. Or connect with me on LinkedIn—I’m the only current Troy Pottgen on there. Or the planet, for that matter. Thanks mucho.
Still can't reach me? Just step outside, yell "Yo TP!" and boom, I'll hear you.